Oh, yes I'm going insane, you know I'm laughing at the freezing rain

I heard that lyric from Steely Dan at first it didn't mean much but after fourteen years of this messenger shit, it makes sense as I put on my bad sneakers and raise up my pina colda because when the difficult things raise their ugly heads it just gets funny. Meet me at the bar, the coffeeshop I'm a quite and modest guy unless I'm really loaded but on the road NSFW I'm this guy's attitude.