Sometimes it's like this...

And sometimes it's like that and kind of like that other thing.
Once your like this and now your more like that but your a little something else
Sane man with a strained thigh muscle and can't sleep, knows he has a busy day ahead, he stretches takes some over the counter something.
Bike messenger he stretches has a drink or three blogs about it.

Or maybe your something in between but soon you'll be this guy.

On ice, then slush and it's all good.

More advice for young people

You passed the test you got the license to steel go ahead do it well it's fun after today it's work. "Good drinkins good thinkin'" but it's still work.

Advice

"Ya gotta quit smoking, that'll kill you"

Dear God could I be that lucky to live so long for the cigarettes to kill me. Every time I go to work one small mistake and I'm dead or worse. Let me be so lucky as to die a painful death from tobacco years form now rather then die a painful death on the street tomorrow. When I hang up my cleats, then I might stop but I'd hate to think of myself as a quitter. Until then please stay out of my body bag, just get off my ass.

Happy Birthday, Sam

Los Anchorage you call it

You say it so smugly. Well fuck you, you need us to be Los Anchorage, where else are you gonna get your supplies, where else can you have your crack, booze, hooker binges. Without us your frontier thing would shrivel up and die. How many frequent flyer miles on your account. How many trips to Seattle? Me I am who I am, I live here I accept it for what it is. Do you truly accept where you live? Why you hangin' in Los Anchorage, anyway? I live in Los Anchorage where growin' up here, it's a lot like this and a little like this. We called it Spenard and it was a little more diverse. Small town charm and big city convenience Infused with a frontier spirit. I got a buddy with a Cessna who owes me big. Know what I'm sayin?

If I were more of a prick this would be my answer.