Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Well, stop doing that.

Now that I have retired

I thought it was going to be like this just a perfect day all round, but wait a moment shit aint like that where I'm from a place  just a tad more diverse comin' straight out of Spenard mother fucker and now I gotta deal with these bouji ass fuckers well it's just funny making small talk about a funny thing my friends did twenty years ago well, it's just funny. I didn't want to scare you but now that you're scared of me just a tad , well good, yeah that's good maybe you should be a little scared, not like if you piss me off and I might get all Spenard about it......